Besties

My childhood best friend was fat.

She was also light-skinned.

So, she was fat,

But beautiful.

I was dark-skinned.

That was it.

Sexuality

would you describe your sexuality?

Bisexual.

So you date both men and women at the same time?

What?

Doesn’t bisexuality mean you date men and women at the same time?

“At the same time?” Bisexuality is not an algebraic equation, whereby, what is done on the left hand side should be simultaneously done to the right.